I was out bear hunting with a buddy one time, and he got ahead of me a little. When I finally caught up with him, I asked him what he was doing?
As he fingered through something, he said he was trying to figure out what the bear who left it there had eaten.
Then I said, "That must be a pretty clean bear!"
Then when he asked why I said that, I pointed to the old deteriorated TP that was nearby, and said "Well, he wiped his butt with toilet paper!"
He and I had a lot of laughs with/at each other over the years, but that had to be one of the best ones!
Daryl