Thanks for all the great info! I'd love to get a suppressed 22 and use it on the pesky rodents. I have a lot of annoying chipmunks drilling holes in everything. The squirrels can be trouble too at times. Already had to get rid of one that chewed a hole in the house. And then there are the woodchucks that get in the garden...
I'm in Southern NH, so there are a lot of liberal Massholes that have moved North to escape Massachusettes, but now want to make NH just like the mess they left. So, they have lots of Gore, Kerry, and Obama bumper stickers and faint at the sound of a gun. One neighbor even can't stand mouse traps. She uses live catch traps and lets them go outside! When she had squirrels getting into her house, she fired the pest control guy because he caught one in a snare and killed it. Then she hired another company and made them use live catch traps. (of course I'm sure he didn't tell her what he did with them after he left her house with his catch). She collects SSDI for Chronic Fatigue Syndrome, blaims everything on George Bush, and is hoping for a Democratic sweep so they can get more aid and cheaper medical care.
Reminds me of a joke I heard recently...
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My neighbors are devoted Democrats. They stopped by with their 6 year old daughter a couple weeks ago and we all got to talking.
The little girl proudly announced "When I grow up, I am going to be President!"
I responded "That's wonderful! What will you do when you become President?"
"Well," she said "I am going to make sure all the homeless people have houses to live in!"
To that I answered "Well, that is a wonderful idea. But, why wait until you are President. I'll tell you what, come over to my house
and I will pay you $50 to cut my lawn, pull the weeds, and rake up the clippings. Then, we can go down to town and you can give the
$50 to the first homeless person we see."
At this point, her parents are glaring at me...
The little girl seemed lost in thought for a few moments, and then said "Why don't you just hire the homeless person to come do the
work and earn the money themselves?"
I answered, "Congratulations, you're going to be a Republican!"

They haven't been back since...
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