I think we should just change the rules and prohibit you sinister types from shooting the game.
You're always on the wrong side of the shooting stands and you contantly get in the way of those of us who do it 'right'!
Why last year in PeEll, before the match, I remember having to watch swooster like a hawk when we were working on the berms -- he kept shovelling from the wrong side!
Nothing good can come from allowing this much diversity into the sport! :-D