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Offline Brett

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« on: December 02, 2005, 12:28:37 PM »
My father-in-law sent me this e-mail, thought I would share it with you all.


We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family,
country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns (or in Texas...deer rifles) and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of those. If you feel the same, pass this on to your redneck friends.

Ya'll know who ya' are...

You might be a Redneck if:

1. It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God."

2. You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

3. You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival".

4. You remove your hat and bow your head when anyone prays.

5. You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play our National Anthem.

6. You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have.

7. You've never burned an American flag, but would kick someone's BUTT if they did.

8. You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

9 You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.

10. You'd give your last dollar to a friend.

If you got this email from me, it is because I believe that you, like me, have just enough Red Neck in you to have the same beliefs as
those talked about above.

God Bless the USA!
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« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2005, 01:36:18 PM »
Yupper! :D
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« Reply #2 on: December 02, 2005, 03:15:27 PM »
My neck has a slight brownish tint, but yes Sir!!!!
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« Reply #3 on: December 02, 2005, 03:47:27 PM »
Well.................. I guess that makes me a "NORTHERN REDNECK"

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« Reply #4 on: December 02, 2005, 04:23:29 PM »
Swamp Yankee;

Where in south east Mass are you located?  I was born & raised in Brockton and spent my summers at the family cottage in Pocasset on Cape Cod.  The summer cottage was winterized some 20 years ago and was my folks retirement home. Dad passed away a year ago September at age 87 but mom is still living there.  MSPret is just a couple of towns over.
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« Reply #5 on: December 02, 2005, 04:57:09 PM »
Brett,
I live in Somerset. Been here since 1981. I grew up in Tiverton, Rhode Island about fifteen mins from here. Years and years ago they used to call Rhode Islanders Swamp Yankees, I always foud it interesting so I took it on as my fourm name.  I just sent MSP RET a PM last night, Nice guy.
Thanks for asking,  Jim

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« Reply #6 on: December 05, 2005, 04:00:07 AM »
10-4 on the redneck deal!
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« Reply #7 on: December 05, 2005, 03:48:23 PM »
I qualify as a REDNECK and am very proud of it!!
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« Reply #8 on: December 06, 2005, 11:51:05 AM »
Well, I'm from the north..but live in the hills...guess I'm a hillbilly Yankee...LOL
 
  As far as that list goes...I'm a dyed in the wool redneck !!

  Swamp yankee;
   Some of my ancestors were involved in that big fight in that RI swamp...about 320 years ago..
 
   Also had a hand in the Gaspee affair...

  Funny how the Boston Tea party gets all the publicity, when the Gaspee affair occured BEFORE any old " tea party " did !...LOL
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« Reply #9 on: December 06, 2005, 12:53:55 PM »
Guess I'm one too :D
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