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Offline Major

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The difference between the Left and the Right
« on: December 05, 2005, 01:40:07 PM »
One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut.   After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week."   The florist is pleased and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open there is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week." The cop is happy and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Later a Republican comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week." The Republican is very happy and leaves the shop.   Next morning when the barber goes to open, there is a thank you card and a dozen different books such as "How to Improve Your Business" and Becoming More Successful."

Then a Democrat comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week."   The Democrat is very happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen Democrats lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the left and the right.
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« Reply #1 on: December 20, 2005, 03:50:35 AM »
Yep!!!!!!
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« Reply #2 on: December 20, 2005, 04:14:13 AM »
You really do know them don't you Major.
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« Reply #3 on: December 20, 2005, 06:00:19 PM »
:-D  :)  :-D  :)  :D
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« Reply #4 on: December 21, 2005, 12:18:39 AM »
Then I guess Tom DeLay is a closet Democrat.
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« Reply #5 on: December 21, 2005, 02:47:28 AM »
In addition to those waiting for a free haircut, there would be at least a half dozen picketing with signs, saying that it was a scab-joint and it was unfair to labor.
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« Reply #6 on: December 21, 2005, 04:42:08 AM »
magooch

They would picket after they received their free haircut.  :-D
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« Reply #7 on: January 02, 2006, 04:10:26 AM »
Next day there would be a mob of women and "minorities" picketing because they weren't given free haircuts in the same proportion !

   Then too, the following day the animal rights branch of the Libs would have their poodles there to recieve their free haircut..the poodles should have "equal rights"..

    The ACLU would be knocking at his door because:
   
  1. He had a Gideon's Bible on his reading table...and his barber pole was red & white with blue brackets....he was mixing state and religion !

   2. He held his scissors in such a way as to form a cross !

    3. He denied a haircut to a mange infested coyote that wanted a freebie..

    4. He threw away some pornography that was left by one of the parasite customers...infringing upon their freedom of speech.

      Then the " Nanny state" came calling...because he did not have a license to give free haircuts...and didn't pay sales tax on those non-sales.

 
  Then...and this is most egregious of all....and the whole Democrat party came down on him...
 
      they accused Him of eavesdropping upon his customer's conversations ..WITHOUT A COURT ORDER   !!!

    Isn't it great that we have the Democrats to keep this country in line!
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« Reply #8 on: January 02, 2006, 04:19:37 AM »
:)  :)  :eek:  Good one Ironglow!
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« Reply #9 on: January 03, 2006, 04:14:19 AM »
Ironglow--you the man.
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« Reply #10 on: January 07, 2006, 08:20:55 AM »
Funny stuff...
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« Reply #11 on: January 07, 2006, 03:20:03 PM »
ironglow
If I ever venture that far up in  the Northeast again, I would like to buy your lunch. Great stuff!!! :)
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