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Offline Don Fischer

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The Redneck Special Forces!
« on: January 28, 2006, 01:53:12 PM »
The U.S. Army announced that it was starting a new unit to combat the bad guy's in Irac. They are recruiting men from Geogria, Arkansas, Louisana, Oklahoma and Texas  and training them at Ft. Benning.

After training, they'll be dropped in Irac and told five thing's:

        The season open's today,
        There is no limit,
        They taste like chicken,
        They hate beer, pickup trucks and Jesus,
        They are responsible for Dale Earnhardt's death.

The war is expected to be over shortly, BBQ for dinner! :-D
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« Reply #1 on: January 28, 2006, 02:14:21 PM »
Who need's training?  :)

Don't forget the Hot Sauce!!!
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« Reply #2 on: January 28, 2006, 02:36:35 PM »
:-D  :)  :-D  :)  :-D  :)  :D
FREEDOM IS WORTH FIGHTING FOR-ARE YOU WILLING TO DIE FOR IT--------IT'S HARD TO SOAR LIKE AN EAGLE WHEN YOU ARE SURROUNDED BY TURKEYS

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« Reply #3 on: January 30, 2006, 09:52:21 AM »
Hey, that sounds doggone close to NUCLEAR!! :-D
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« Reply #4 on: January 30, 2006, 09:58:38 AM »
What??? None from North Carolina??? Who's gonna make the BB-Q sauce???

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« Reply #5 on: January 30, 2006, 03:46:48 PM »
Quote from: flintlock
What??? None from North Carolina??? Who's gonna make the BB-Q sauce???


And don't forget the red slaw! You gotta have ree slaw with the BBQ.  :wink:
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