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House Fly Sex
« on: March 26, 2003, 03:11:26 PM »
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband
 stalking around with a fly swatter.
 
 "What are you doing?" She asked.
 
 "Hunting Flies" He responded.
 
 "Oh. Killing any?" She asked.
 
 "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
 
 Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"
 
 He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the
 phone."
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