LINCOLN TOWN CAR
I bought a new Lincoln Town Car about two weeks ago. I had to return to the dealer the week after I bought it because I couldn't figure out how the radio worked. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.
He said, Watch this! The salesman said, Nelson! The radio replied, Ricky or Willie? " Willie," he continued and "On the Road Again" came from the
speakers. I drove away happy.
For the next few days, every time I'd
say "Beethoven" I'de get beautiful classical music, and if I said "Beatles" I'd hear one of their awesome melodies.
One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car. I
swerved in time to avoid them, and I yelled, "ASSHOLES!"
Immediately the French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane
Fonda and Michael Moore, backed up by the Dixie Chicks singing harmony,Rev Jesse Jackson on guitar, Al Sharpton on drums and Howard Stern on kazoo.
Damn! I love this car!
( i only posted this for the humor i mean no offinse to anyone-)
